Miss me... ya didnt think so...

So now I'm back from outer space,
you just clicked on here
and found me with that sad look upon my face....

ummmmm ya lets forget I was singing Gloria Gaynor...

Its been awhile, as you can see I have a new look, I find black to be way more slimming, don't you?

But its not that I was designing a kick ass background that kept me from writing, it was me. As stupid and cliche as that sounds, it was all me. I was having trouble writing due to the fact that one of my blogs insulted a good friend of mine, unintentionally,and I felt bad because of it. I have about 3 blogs half done because for lack of a better term, suck more than Paris Hilton's movie career, both legit and the other one with the sucking.

In all of my previous blogs, I didn't write as much as I blurted out on a keyboard. It was all one steady stream of twisted conscience for the world to see. Then after I realized that I insulted someone I know it was hard for me to get back in the zone. And by realized I mean traded several scathing text messages back and forth.

I have apologized several times, and I honestly meant no disrespect to them, however what I write on here may offend, may shock, may make you laugh, may make you think about the subject, or might even think I am socially retarded. (Don't all raise your hand at once) However, I do so in the name of satire, humour, and Poseidon, lord of the seas.

So I will be back soon,
G

(Editors Note: After posting this Poseidon has dropped his sponsorship of said blog. Currently in search for new Deity to sponsor, I'm looking at you Ares.)